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<bud> i need to do mother fuckjing laundry
<freaka> yeah, i got a woman
<freaka> what's laundry
<freaka> can it run linux?
<freaka> gots usbs
<freaka> ???
<bud> needs to be win... programs i use here only support windows
<freaka> word
<Bender> word?
<freaka> windows: laundry
<freaka> now wif 54% more usbs

<bud> freakas a cock gobbler hten
<freaka> [tZ RhythmBox] Type O Negative - Black Sabbath
<freaka> [tZ RhythmBox] Type O Negative - Black Sabbath
<freaka> GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER
<olive> wtf
<bud> nomnomnomn
<olive> fuck you
<olive> now im hungry
<freaka> hahaha
<freaka> thats a quote
<olive> pfft
<bud> hahhaha

Bud:  Today, I went to fist-bump someone. Instead of returning the bump, they made a "v"-shape with their fingers and placed it under my fist, yelling "ICE CREAM CONE!" then topping it off with their other fist and a "DOUBLE SCOOP!" I was thoroughly entertained

[04:03] @mc: if he starts to panic, you leave the room
[04:03] @bud: how many ra-tards do you watch again?
[04:03] @mc: i've got three in this house
[04:03] +Bender: mc: someone said that this is my nuts
[04:03] @Darc: no.. if he starts to panic.. i hit first
[04:03] @Darc: all my fights are over in 6 seconds or less
[04:03] @mc: sadly if you hit him, you go to jail
[04:03] @Darc: that's about how long it takes a human to fall
[04:03] @mc: he hits you, (if you work here) you can't do anything
[04:04] @Darc: i don't work there i work here
[04:05] @Darc: i don't put up with idiocy from anyone. that don't fly. if they are psycho... they better learn how to unpsycho with the quickness.
[04:05] @mc: he was diagnosed with post traumatic stress syndrome
[04:05] @Darc: tweak will tell you.. one time my boss yelled at us for being late. i stapled his tongue to the desk with a pen and a # 2 pencil
[04:05] @mc: plus he huffed so much shit his brain barely works
[04:05] @Darc: he died that night of graphite / ink poising
[04:06] @Darc: so the aliens brought an exact replacement that remembers nothing
[04:07] @mc: they keep a room full of clones ready to go
[04:07] @mc: so when jay gets pissed they can bring out a new one
[04:07] @Darc: gotta have backups somewhere
[04:07] @mc: one time, they showed jay the room of clones, and he stubbed his toe
[04:07] @mc: his boss was on "vacation" for two years
[04:08] @Darc: gotta draw the line -- show them who the... well.. who's in charge, anyway
[04:09] @mc: who wears the pants
[04:09] +Bender: pants are for pussies.. pussy
[04:09] @mc: you should demand everyone else in the office wears skirts from now on
[04:09] @bud: gotcha
[04:09] @Darc: i should.
[04:09] @mc: dresses would also be allowed

[09:48] <Nick> I basically am responsible for the years of your life you've wasted in this place

[18:00] *** bud__  has joined #thezone.
[18:20][ bud__ ] knoc knock
[18:24][ @Syber ] who's there
[18:26][ bud__ ] i eat poo
[18:27][ bud__ ] oops
[18:27][ bud__ ] i fucked that one up

[11:30] Nokio: come to florida and tell me that mexicans DON'T pack every grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, mom, dad, brother, sister, boy, girl, and all their cousins into a 20 year old dodge caravan and then go to walmart
[11:31] Nokio: i'm surprised they don't bust the windows out the back of the van for ventilation
[11:31] @mc: haha, well if they've got a van, why wouldn't they?
[11:31] Nokio: rofl
[11:31] Nokio: dude
[11:32] Nokio: i've literally counted 22 mexicans getting out of a van meant for 8
[11:32] @mc: yeah
[11:32] @mc: it's a van, you can fit anything in a van
[11:32] Nokio: old, young, every age and relation
[11:32] Nokio: well, no you can't
[11:32] @mc: sure you can
[11:32] Nokio: normal people would pack that many assholes into a bus
[11:32] Nokio: =P
[11:33] @mc: you arrange them by size
[11:33] @mc: the biggest people go in first
[11:33] Nokio: if you take the fucking seats out!
[11:33] @mc: the next step sits on the laps of the first step
[11:33] @mc: etc
[11:33] @mc: you can stack them 3 high
[11:33] @Darc: mc is recalling his lap trip to Taco Bell