#TheZone

A wise man... and a happy man...

Darc — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:23:00 GMT

Tweak: there's pr0n, console games, music but no anime

Darc: rightly so.

Darc: syber turned the console games on

Darc: pr0n is not intentional

Darc: you kind of get that by turning on movies

Tweak: I figured as much

Darc: i hid all the XXX related groups for my user

Tweak: ah

Darc: "a wise man sees temptation coming and flees from it"

Tweak: a happy man sees temptation and touches himself

A syrius confession..

Belial — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:24:00 GMT

<syrius> brad: have you ever had Dick's in your mouth/

<syrius> ?

<syrius> I have. And it was delicious

Coming up a little short...

Belial — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 01:23:00 GMT

<kaie> i wish i could get my load average
<kaie> i but itd be so small

Katie struggles to diagnose his Laptop

Syber — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:48:00 GMT

<kaie> i have no idea what laptop i have. because it was written on a sticker on the front

Back Problems

Syber — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:35:00 GMT

<thadood> i hate my goddamn back
<Kaie[m]> Punch it
<thadood> heh
<Belial> maybe if you liked your gut a little less, you'd get along better with your back.

sloat reveals himself

Dennis — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:33:00 GMT

<Darc> lets say you want to relate and show yourself and your awesomeness to a bunch of bugs 
<Darc> how can they understand you in all your complexity

<sloat> why would you go around revealing yourself to a bunch of bugs?

<Dennis> why wouldn't you?

<Dennis> BEHOLD MY GLORY YOU COCKROACHES!

<sloat> because it's more fun to reveal yourself to kids, Dennis... duh

<Dennis> hahahahaha

Joe's take on programmers

Dennis — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 02:15:00 GMT

<kaboofa> php programmers are _________
<kaboofa> (you fill in the blank)
<Dennis> kewl
<Belial> virgins
<Belial> seriously
<Belial> stop programming and get a fucking gf
<Belial> if even for one night
<shaft> haha
<Dennis> lol

bud's unit

Dennis — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:00:00 GMT

(after showing a short and sweet quote)
<mc> see, that's a proper quote
<mc> short and to the point
<mc> like bud's penis

Joe's unit

Dennis — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:57:00 GMT

<Dennis> I need to start doing some research on a/c units
<mc> joe has a unit he'd like you to research
<Dennis> judging by his quotes, I'll bet he does
<Belial> joke's on you, he's done it

Hallelujah! It's raining men!

Belial — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:05:00 GMT

[18:03] <kaie_> i humped the shit out of that dude

[18:04] <kaie_> he never woke up and the couch moved and everything

Just a note for you guys, the same thing happens with his girlfriend, apparently.

I told you guys. You all owe me $20.

Belial — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 21:02:00 GMT

<@Belial> sauced: is exor prone to homosexual activity?

<exor> i guess so

Belial doesn't understand the word "extended"

Dennis — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:44:00 GMT

<Belial> photoshop cs5 extended installed a bunch of shit i didn't want.
<kaboofa> Belial: because it's extended!!!
<exor> extended with BS

likka bawws

justin — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 07:10:00 GMT

freaka> i got single malt islay
<freaka> 12 yr
<box> yes ir
<box> over rocks
<box> sir*
<freaka> fuckthat i drink that shit straight upz
<freaka> like a bawws
<box> bahaha
<box> LIKKA BAWWS
<freaka> i suck my own dick
<freaka> likka bawws

#TheZone Theme for Google Chrome

Darc — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:15:00 GMT

#TheZone now has an official theme for Google Chrome. It has been tested on the current stable build (8.0) and the Canary Build (10.0). Head over to the Chrome web store to pick it up for free.

Download #TheZone's Google Chrome theme now!

#TheZone Kick Lotto Stats Extension for Google Chrome

Darc — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:34:00 GMT

The official #TheZone Kick Lotto Stats Extension for Google Chrome was released today! Put your nick in, and it will alert you of changes to your kick count, and allow you to view your rank and the Top 10.

Head over to its Chrome Extensions page to pick it up!

The extensions was coded by Tweak, and the GUI was developed by Darc. Syber, of course, is responsible for the creation of #TheZone's logo.

Dennis gets served by a bot

bud — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:27:00 GMT

<Dennis> hi sauced
<Sauced> hi gaywad

The Johnson Rod

Dennis — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:00:00 GMT

<Dennis> what kind of excavator is that? 322?
<Syber> 322E
<Dennis> shut up
<Syber> based on the angle of that uh...
<Syber> johnson rod.
<Dennis> they do make an L322 and a 322C
<Syber> the E is the newest
<Syber> primarily in asia
<Dennis> right right
<Syber> but you know how that goes
<exor> syber's main hobbies include inspecting the angles of 'johnson rods', among other things...
<Syber> they just don't have the safety restrictions we do
<Dennis> haha

Syber, exposed. Part One.

Belial — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 23:43:00 GMT

<God> bam!
<Calculon> pow!
<Bender> straight to the moon!
<God> yessssssssss
<God> suckers
<God> :D

Hacking game

mc_ — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:35:00 GMT

<olive> what was that lame ass hacking game from back in the day? i cant remember its name
<olive> someone was asking me =(
<Syber> linux
<mc> haha
<olive> rofl

Darc bought a Mac

Darc — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:10:00 GMT

Aug 16 22:02:42 <Darc>    ;x
Aug 16 22:02:47 <Darc>    i bought a mac
Aug 16 22:02:58 <Darc>    right!
Aug 16 22:02:59 <Belial>    i knew you were fucking homo.
Aug 16 22:03:03 <Belial>    i fucking called it, syber
Aug 16 22:03:04 <Bender>    don't you mean sybar?
Aug 16 22:03:05 <Darc>    LOL
Aug 16 22:03:07 <Belial>    you owe me $20 fucker
Aug 16 22:03:22 <Darc>    http://jaybaldwin.com/posts/136-im-a-windows-guy-i-bought-a-mac-heres-why
Aug 16 22:03:33 <Syber>    bullshit. you said 20 rubles

snuggles!

Darc — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:43:00 GMT

[22:10] <Darc> and we figured out different ways to say you were still not here
[22:10] <bud> oh shit
[22:10] <bud> today is day 100
[22:10] <bud> hahaha
[22:10] <Darc> nicely
[22:10] <exor> not today
[22:10] <Belial> that's pretty good timing.
[22:10] <punzada> so where the hell did you disapper to
[22:10] <exor> it's been 100 for like 3 days jesus
[22:10] <Belial> syber text me and mentioned something about some time ago
[22:10] <punzada> disappear even
[22:10] <Belial> and i was meaning to come in
[22:10] <Belial> i just got side tracked.
[22:10] <Darc> syber said if you didn't make an appearance soon, you weren't allowed to snuggle him no more
[22:10] <Darc> so you're lucky you came through
[22:11] <Belial> he says that just to act all tough
[22:11] <Belial> he'll snuggle

... 2 hours later ...

[00:12] * Syber has quit (Ping timeout)
[00:13] * Belial has quit (Ping timeout)
[00:13] <Darc> they went to snuggle

I smell something fishy

bud — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 20:26:00 GMT

<@Syber> http://failblog.org/2010/08/04/hard-work-fail-hard-work-fail/
<@bud> HAHA WHAT AN idiot
<@Darc> lol
<Jimi> something tells me that was staged
<Jimi> still funny though
<@Darc> doubtful
<@Darc> that looked like it really did take a loooong time to make
<@Darc> i don't see them just smashing it
<@Darc> but the guy didn't get punched, so maybe
<Jimi> could have easily been a mold
<Jimi> or made by someone else entirely
<Jimi> i'm not usually the first person to scream OMG FAKE!!!1
<Jimi> but that just smells fishy
<@Darc> you got one of those scratch and sniff LCDs?
<@Darc> nicely.
<@Darc> i didn't upgrade. :(
<Jimi> you're missing out man
<Jimi> there are some other videos that smell similar but they're NSFW
<@Darc> what about SFC?
<Jimi> definitely not
<@Darc> Penalty.
<Jimi> unless you're Catholic.
<@Darc> someone had better quote this
<@Darc> or i quit the internets
<@bud> /quit?

Zombie Jesus

Kaie — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:50:00 GMT

bud:    shel4637: well since when do you turn into a zombie by being bitten by a zombie
Kaie:    zombies dont exist
bud:    really?
bud:    tell that to jay

Dennis miscalculated

Snippa — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:16:00 GMT

00:10 <@Dennis> who knew installing an OS on a calculator would be such a pain
in the ass
00:11 < snippa> lol
00:11 <@Syber> sounds like you miscalculated

Transvestites

Tweak — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:05:00 GMT

[11:58:40 am][ @Darc ] so jorje was sitting here just now and he was like "transvestites... men in disguise." to the tune of the transformers theme song
[11:58:53 am][ Franz ] MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
[11:58:53 am][ snippa ] lol
[11:58:58 am][ Franz ] I SING THAT ALL THE TIME
[11:59:09 am][ Franz ] works better with TRANSGENDERS
[11:59:10 am][ @Darc ] you sing about transvestites?
[11:59:14 am][ Franz ] YEAH WHY DONT YOU
[11:59:15 am][ snippa ] LOL
[11:59:21 am][ @Darc ] ...
[11:59:30 am][ Franz ] best topic for songs ever