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  • Divide By Zero

    I was presented with a pretty interesting situation the other day: Link Can you divide by zero. This is what one physics professor says: Actually, zero divided by zero is not necessarily infinity. ANY number qualifies as zero divided by zero. It is when...
    Published Feb 9, 2009 4:19 PM by Darc
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  • How to Quit the Internet

    You know, I don't want to date myself by broaching this subject, but at the same time I feel like it really needs to be addressed. Back in the day, like a lot of people, I was on AOL. Yes I know, as cool as I am, it's really tough to believe that...

  • We're going to crash. Dive-Roll!

    Alright, so as of this piece of writing I’m 23 years old; which means a few things. First of all, I drink on an almost daily basis. I stay up until 3am every night, and then go to work the next morning all fucked up. I do more pirating than Black...

  • .NET Encryption with Private and Public keys

    This example will show you how to use public and private keys to encrypt data. First off lets create a class and call it CryptoService: Imports System.IO Imports System.Text Imports System.Security.Cryptography Public Class CryptoService Now we are going...

  • Smile and Nod

    So the other day, I'm at this convention put on by the Chamber of Commerce of the city I work in. The conference is about internet security and other topics relevant to today's (2004) businesses. My boss is the chairman of the board of directors...

  • Me Against the World

    You know the old saying "When it rains, it pours", right? Yeah same here. Good saying. My Dad used to say that shit all the time. Come to think of it, he's pretty much full of hilarious, and some not-so-hilarious little sayings. I like to...

  • Dear Bertha

    Dear Bertha, I regret that this letter means it’s over between us. I have tried to be patient, and supportive, but I can no longer support you with my bad back. I have to face the facts, I just can’t lift you. Look, I’m not trying to...

  • How Dare This Lunchable Call Me Retarded.......!!!

    What’s up Bone Diddleys? I've received a lot of flak for writing articles that are too long to read in a Roman Calendar work week, so I've tried my best to keep this brief. Ok, so the other day I’m sitting around on #Idlewhores chopping...

  • Operation: Population

    If there’s one thing I take seriously these days, it’s my family lineage. In that, I don’t want to continue it at this point. China had the right idea with the 1-Baby-Per-Household law they had going on. With that said, I feel that the...

  • Tengo Numero Dos Para A Ir, Por Favor

    -- I’ll take a number 2 value meal. Ah, and no lettuce, or dignity; but extra ridiculousness. Word up mother fuckers. It’s Big P Funk coming at you. I haven’t written some shit like this in ages. Mostly, because I’m a lazy bastard...
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