[09:05] Raelz: so my ex-gf just sends me a text "Man comes home from work and finds his wife in the bathroom blow-drying her pussy, he says, "the fuck are you doing?" she says, "just warming up your dinner!"
[09:06] Raelz: I think she wants it again.
[09:06] Raelz: sigh
[09:06] @Syber: text her back "i don't get it."
[09:06] @Belial: to be fair, she probably sent that to 10 other guys at the same time.
[09:06] @Belial: and they probably thought the same thing you did.
[09:06] Raelz: that's what I thought, and reply has been sent
[09:06] Raelz: she's pakistani; it was my personal obligation to the war on terror
[09:06] @Syber: i just got the text
[09:07] @Belial: hold on, my phone is vibrating.
[09:07] @Syber: haha
[09:07] @Syber: oh wait mine is from joe's mom
[09:07] @Belial: what the fuck, mine is from my mom's too.
[09:07] @Belial: oh it's a picture of syber's penis
[09:07] @Belial: haha
[09:07] @Belial: that's cute.