[04:03] @mc: if he starts to panic, you leave the room
[04:03] @bud: how many ra-tards do you watch again?
[04:03] @mc: i've got three in this house
[04:03] +Bender: mc: someone said that this is my nuts
[04:03] @Darc: no.. if he starts to panic.. i hit first
[04:03] @Darc: all my fights are over in 6 seconds or less
[04:03] @mc: sadly if you hit him, you go to jail
[04:03] @Darc: that's about how long it takes a human to fall
[04:03] @mc: he hits you, (if you work here) you can't do anything
[04:04] @Darc: i don't work there i work here
[04:05] @Darc: i don't put up with idiocy from anyone. that don't fly. if they are psycho... they better learn how to unpsycho with the quickness.
[04:05] @mc: he was diagnosed with post traumatic stress syndrome
[04:05] @Darc: tweak will tell you.. one time my boss yelled at us for being late. i stapled his tongue to the desk with a pen and a # 2 pencil
[04:05] @mc: plus he huffed so much shit his brain barely works
[04:05] @Darc: he died that night of graphite / ink poising
[04:06] @Darc: so the aliens brought an exact replacement that remembers nothing
[04:07] @mc: they keep a room full of clones ready to go
[04:07] @mc: so when jay gets pissed they can bring out a new one
[04:07] @Darc: gotta have backups somewhere
[04:07] @mc: one time, they showed jay the room of clones, and he stubbed his toe
[04:07] @mc: his boss was on "vacation" for two years
[04:08] @Darc: gotta draw the line -- show them who the... well.. who's in charge, anyway
[04:09] @mc: who wears the pants
[04:09] +Bender: pants are for pussies.. pussy
[04:09] @mc: you should demand everyone else in the office wears skirts from now on
[04:09] @bud: gotcha
[04:09] @Darc: i should.
[04:09] @mc: dresses would also be allowed