Quotes - #TheZone

A wise man... and a happy man...

2013-02-07T16:23:00Z

Tweak: there's pr0n, console games, music but no anime

Darc: rightly so.

Darc: syber turned the console games on

Darc: pr0n is not intentional

Darc: you kind of get that by turning on movies

Tweak: I figured as much

Darc: i hid all the XXX related groups for my user

Tweak: ah

Darc: "a wise man sees temptation coming and flees from it"

Tweak: a happy man sees temptation and touches himself

A syrius confession..

2012-09-11T02:24:00Z

<syrius> brad: have you ever had Dick's in your mouth/

<syrius> ?

<syrius> I have. And it was delicious

Coming up a little short...

2012-08-22T01:23:00Z

<kaie> i wish i could get my load average
<kaie> i but itd be so small

Katie struggles to diagnose his Laptop

2012-08-06T17:48:00Z

<kaie> i have no idea what laptop i have. because it was written on a sticker on the front

Back Problems

2011-11-02T23:35:00Z

<thadood> i hate my goddamn back
<Kaie[m]> Punch it
<thadood> heh
<Belial> maybe if you liked your gut a little less, you'd get along better with your back.

sloat reveals himself

2011-09-06T19:33:00Z

<Darc> lets say you want to relate and show yourself and your awesomeness to a bunch of bugs 
<Darc> how can they understand you in all your complexity

<sloat> why would you go around revealing yourself to a bunch of bugs?

<Dennis> why wouldn't you?

<Dennis> BEHOLD MY GLORY YOU COCKROACHES!

<sloat> because it's more fun to reveal yourself to kids, Dennis... duh

<Dennis> hahahahaha

Joe's take on programmers

2011-03-19T02:15:00Z

<kaboofa> php programmers are _________
<kaboofa> (you fill in the blank)
<Dennis> kewl
<Belial> virgins
<Belial> seriously
<Belial> stop programming and get a fucking gf
<Belial> if even for one night
<shaft> haha
<Dennis> lol

bud's unit

2011-03-18T01:00:00Z

(after showing a short and sweet quote)
<mc> see, that's a proper quote
<mc> short and to the point
<mc> like bud's penis

Joe's unit

2011-03-18T00:57:00Z

<Dennis> I need to start doing some research on a/c units
<mc> joe has a unit he'd like you to research
<Dennis> judging by his quotes, I'll bet he does
<Belial> joke's on you, he's done it

Hallelujah! It's raining men!

2011-02-28T23:05:00Z

[18:03] <kaie_> i humped the shit out of that dude

[18:04] <kaie_> he never woke up and the couch moved and everything

Just a note for you guys, the same thing happens with his girlfriend, apparently.

I told you guys. You all owe me $20.

2011-01-16T21:02:00Z

<@Belial> sauced: is exor prone to homosexual activity?

<exor> i guess so

Belial doesn't understand the word "extended"

2011-01-09T20:44:00Z

<Belial> photoshop cs5 extended installed a bunch of shit i didn't want.
<kaboofa> Belial: because it's extended!!!
<exor> extended with BS

likka bawws

2011-01-07T07:10:00Z

freaka> i got single malt islay
<freaka> 12 yr
<box> yes ir
<box> over rocks
<box> sir*
<freaka> fuckthat i drink that shit straight upz
<freaka> like a bawws
<box> bahaha
<box> LIKKA BAWWS
<freaka> i suck my own dick
<freaka> likka bawws

Dennis gets served by a bot

2010-11-24T17:27:00Z

<Dennis> hi sauced
<Sauced> hi gaywad

The Johnson Rod

2010-10-26T02:00:00Z

<Dennis> what kind of excavator is that? 322?
<Syber> 322E
<Dennis> shut up
<Syber> based on the angle of that uh...
<Syber> johnson rod.
<Dennis> they do make an L322 and a 322C
<Syber> the E is the newest
<Syber> primarily in asia
<Dennis> right right
<Syber> but you know how that goes
<exor> syber's main hobbies include inspecting the angles of 'johnson rods', among other things...
<Syber> they just don't have the safety restrictions we do
<Dennis> haha