Quotes - #TheZone

Dennis miscalculated

Snippa — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:16:00 GMT

00:10 <@Dennis> who knew installing an OS on a calculator would be such a pain
in the ass
00:11 < snippa> lol
00:11 <@Syber> sounds like you miscalculated

Transvestites

Tweak — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:05:00 GMT

[11:58:40 am][ @Darc ] so jorje was sitting here just now and he was like "transvestites... men in disguise." to the tune of the transformers theme song
[11:58:53 am][ Franz ] MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
[11:58:53 am][ snippa ] lol
[11:58:58 am][ Franz ] I SING THAT ALL THE TIME
[11:59:09 am][ Franz ] works better with TRANSGENDERS
[11:59:10 am][ @Darc ] you sing about transvestites?
[11:59:14 am][ Franz ] YEAH WHY DONT YOU
[11:59:15 am][ snippa ] LOL
[11:59:21 am][ @Darc ] ...
[11:59:30 am][ Franz ] best topic for songs ever

Plug n Pray

freaka — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:58:00 GMT

<exor> i hope this works
<exor> i stole this little bit of script from some huge auto-unattended cd maker
<exor> by daz i guess
<exor> IF EXIST "%~dp0updates.x64" (
<exor> DIR /B "%~dp0updates.x64" | FINDSTR /R ".*" >nul
<exor> IF NOT ERRORLEVEL 1 (
<exor>   ECHO Adding updates...
<exor>   dism /Image:"C:\Win7-64\" /LogPath:"C:\DISMLOG.txt" /Add-Package /PackagePath:"%~dp0updates.x64"
<exor>   FOR /F "tokens=*" %%A IN ('DIR /B /A:D "%~dp0updates.x64"') DO (
<exor>    dism /Image:"C:\Win7-64\" /Add-Package /PackagePath:"%~dp0updates.x64\%%A"
<exor>   )
<exor>   ECHO.
<exor> )
<exor> )
<exor> GOTO :eof
<Franz> looks legit
<exor> i'm hoping that will loop and integrate them all
<exor> no idea tho
<exor> i'm going to plug n pray
<exor> lol
<Franz> it looks like it ought to
<Franz> LOLOLOL
<exor> HERE WE GOOO

opers have too much fun

freaka — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:07:00 GMT

* Darc has changed the topic to: Thanks to exor for wisely using his IRCop powers durring this week's network attack to help minimize the impact on the network and #thezone.
<freaka> indeed
* Dennis has changed the topic to: Thanks to exor for wisely using his IRCop powers durring this week's network attack to help minimize the impact on the network and #thezone and for freaka not to, so he can shave his balls.
<freaka> THATS BETTER
<Dennis> I always bring the party
<freaka> i had to as well
* Darc has changed the topic to: Thanks to exor for wisely using his IRCop powers durring this week's network attack to help minimize the impact on the network and #thezone. Thanks to freaka for not helping at all, and instead leaving so he can shave his balls.
<Darc> more accurate.
<freaka> good point
<Darc> lol
<freaka> i have to quote this
<Dennis> Darc just wanted the credit for the topic
<freaka> and you got it buddy!

How to get rid of Kaie

freaka — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:22:00 GMT

<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<Calculon> Isn't big what she said.?
<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<Calculon> Did you know that big is what she said.?
<freaka> np: James Brown - The Big Payback
<Calculon> Didn't you say big is what she said.?
<Calculon> freaka, big is probably what she said.
<Kaie> youre obnoxious
* Kaie has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<freaka> OMG
<freaka> YES

Franzene

Kaie — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 05:26:00 GMT

<Kaie`> i wish you would appologize for putting so much penis in your mouth

<Franz> and for that i apologize

Confirmed: Freaka doesn't use mustard as lube.

Kaie — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:33:00 GMT

<Franz> i hope this laptop will at least allow me to watch porn

<thadood> lol.

<Franz> its so hard to watch porn in a kitchen

<Franz> feels wrong, but its sooooo right

<Franz> HAHAHAHA

<Nokio> hahahahahaha dude you need to get your head examined.

freaka's dilemma

Dennis — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:29:00 GMT

<freaka> some 40 something year old woman wants to pay me to do her
<freaka> so do i do it?
<freaka> your votes decide her fate
<Dennis> I vote no
<Dennis> You want your great auntie Sue-Ellen to kick your ass out of the house you just moved into?
<Dennis> With a fucking swimming pool
<Dennis> A POOL NIGGA
<freaka> true
<freaka> but i need some tang too
<freaka> and some cash
<freaka> thats my dilemma
<Dennis> Then you get it like the rest of us
<Dennis> You get a job, you get a job and you go to a bar and pick up near-drunk girls
<Dennis> And you show them that pool
<freaka> yeah
<Dennis> Panties will melt right off
<freaka> good point
<freaka> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck brb, gotta tell this bitch off
<freaka> she'll call me soon watch

freaka vs Chick-Fil-A

freaka — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 00:19:00 GMT

<freaka>: cant stand chick felatio
<freaka>: er
<freaka>: yeah i can

for a moment, I thought this was /b

freaka — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:48:00 GMT

[14:40] <Nokio> so seriously wtf is up with this goddamn fucking wampserver not showing my new wordpress installation
[14:40] <freaka> wtf are yo talkin boot
[14:40] <budd> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs082.ash2/37452_403705861374_610001374_4484829_4109947_n.jpg
[14:40] <Nokio> that's the problem...
[14:41] <Nokio> even i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about
[14:41] <+Bender> you think you're so smart.
[14:41] <freaka> lololololool
[14:41] <freaka> oloolo
[14:41] <Nokio> ROFL

CAPITAL MC

freaka — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:39:00 GMT

[14:36] <@mc> I THOUGHT CLW DIDNT START UNTIL LATER
[14:37] <FREAKA> NO
[14:37] <FREAKA> ITS WHENEVER MAN
[14:37] <FREAKA> FUCK IT
[14:37] <@mc> NO SIR, FUCK YOU
[14:37] <FREAKA> YEAH WELL WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
[14:38] <@DENNIS> LOL

How to communicate effectively

freaka — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 21:36:00 GMT

[17:23] <franz> http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070531-230717.jpg
[17:23] <franz> OH FUCK ITS A GAME
[17:23] <franz> IM IN
[17:24] <@Syber> yeah because a URL like "playedonline" with "game" in the path is confusing
[17:29] <franz> you forget that i rarely pay attention to anything any of you say
[17:31] <@Syber> likewise
[17:32] <franz> ^5
[17:33] <franz> shit
[17:33] <franz> my throat hurts
[17:33] <franz> cause i was left hangin
[17:33] <franz> lol
[17:34] <@Syber> sorry i wasn't paying attention to anything you were saying
[17:34] <budd> lol
[17:34] <franz> oh, i see what you did there
[17:34] <franz> ;)

mc got caught

Dennis — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:15:00 GMT

* imc (~nathan@D7D27EBC.39E2EE46.1908A6FB.IP) has joined #thezone
<Kaie> does the i stand for immigration?
<imc> sure. the INS got me

Its about to go down!

bud — Mon, 03 May 2010 18:56:00 GMT

<Dennis-> ok...i gotta start driving to school..kicking out of work a half hour early to beat the traffic
<Dennis-> yea it is
<Dennis-> big black ladies
<Bender> Uh oh, some shit's about to go down!!
<Calculon> you mean colored?
<Bender> no, he meant negro.

Kaie reverse-reverse racism

Syber — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 00:37:00 GMT

<Kaie> i like white people
<Kaie> cause even if they are gross
<Kaie> and white trash
<Kaie> you can call them names and harrass them with out them pulling the race card