Quotes - #TheZone : Dennis

sloat reveals himself

Dennis — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:33:00 GMT

<Darc> lets say you want to relate and show yourself and your awesomeness to a bunch of bugs 
<Darc> how can they understand you in all your complexity

<sloat> why would you go around revealing yourself to a bunch of bugs?

<Dennis> why wouldn't you?

<Dennis> BEHOLD MY GLORY YOU COCKROACHES!

<sloat> because it's more fun to reveal yourself to kids, Dennis... duh

<Dennis> hahahahaha

Joe's take on programmers

Dennis — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 02:15:00 GMT

<kaboofa> php programmers are _________
<kaboofa> (you fill in the blank)
<Dennis> kewl
<Belial> virgins
<Belial> seriously
<Belial> stop programming and get a fucking gf
<Belial> if even for one night
<shaft> haha
<Dennis> lol

Joe's unit

Dennis — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:57:00 GMT

<Dennis> I need to start doing some research on a/c units
<mc> joe has a unit he'd like you to research
<Dennis> judging by his quotes, I'll bet he does
<Belial> joke's on you, he's done it

Dennis gets served by a bot

bud — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:27:00 GMT

<Dennis> hi sauced
<Sauced> hi gaywad

The Johnson Rod

Dennis — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:00:00 GMT

<Dennis> what kind of excavator is that? 322?
<Syber> 322E
<Dennis> shut up
<Syber> based on the angle of that uh...
<Syber> johnson rod.
<Dennis> they do make an L322 and a 322C
<Syber> the E is the newest
<Syber> primarily in asia
<Dennis> right right
<Syber> but you know how that goes
<exor> syber's main hobbies include inspecting the angles of 'johnson rods', among other things...
<Syber> they just don't have the safety restrictions we do
<Dennis> haha

Dennis miscalculated

Snippa — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 04:16:00 GMT

00:10 <@Dennis> who knew installing an OS on a calculator would be such a pain
in the ass
00:11 < snippa> lol
00:11 <@Syber> sounds like you miscalculated

Its about to go down!

bud — Mon, 03 May 2010 18:56:00 GMT

<Dennis-> ok...i gotta start driving to school..kicking out of work a half hour early to beat the traffic
<Dennis-> yea it is
<Dennis-> big black ladies
<Bender> Uh oh, some shit's about to go down!!
<Calculon> you mean colored?
<Bender> no, he meant negro.

Sup? Chillin.

Belial — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:00:00 GMT

<Funkwheat> Sup idiots
<Bender> DEEEEZ NUTZ!!!
<Dennis> yo
<Funkwheat> Chillin
<Funkwheat> hm, I just responded to my own "Sup" by mistake.

Posted by: Belial

"Not enough room on the bus..."

ZoneServ — Thu, 03 Jul 2003 07:00:00 GMT

<Dennis> I almost got into a fight in HS ONCE
<Dennis> The bus was full
<Dennis> And like 3 spanish kids got on
<Dennis> And I was like "Not enough room on the bus, go back to your own country"

Posted by: esc