Quotes - #TheZone : mc

bud's unit

Dennis — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:00:00 GMT

(after showing a short and sweet quote)
<mc> see, that's a proper quote
<mc> short and to the point
<mc> like bud's penis

Joe's unit

Dennis — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:57:00 GMT

<Dennis> I need to start doing some research on a/c units
<mc> joe has a unit he'd like you to research
<Dennis> judging by his quotes, I'll bet he does
<Belial> joke's on you, he's done it

CAPITAL MC

freaka — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:39:00 GMT

[14:36] <@mc> I THOUGHT CLW DIDNT START UNTIL LATER
[14:37] <FREAKA> NO
[14:37] <FREAKA> ITS WHENEVER MAN
[14:37] <FREAKA> FUCK IT
[14:37] <@mc> NO SIR, FUCK YOU
[14:37] <FREAKA> YEAH WELL WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
[14:38] <@DENNIS> LOL

who wears the pants

Darc — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:15:00 GMT

[04:03] @mc: if he starts to panic, you leave the room
[04:03] @bud: how many ra-tards do you watch again?
[04:03] @mc: i've got three in this house
[04:03] +Bender: mc: someone said that this is my nuts
[04:03] @Darc: no.. if he starts to panic.. i hit first
[04:03] @Darc: all my fights are over in 6 seconds or less
[04:03] @mc: sadly if you hit him, you go to jail
[04:03] @Darc: that's about how long it takes a human to fall
[04:03] @mc: he hits you, (if you work here) you can't do anything
[04:04] @Darc: i don't work there i work here
[04:05] @Darc: i don't put up with idiocy from anyone. that don't fly. if they are psycho... they better learn how to unpsycho with the quickness.
[04:05] @mc: he was diagnosed with post traumatic stress syndrome
[04:05] @Darc: tweak will tell you.. one time my boss yelled at us for being late. i stapled his tongue to the desk with a pen and a # 2 pencil
[04:05] @mc: plus he huffed so much shit his brain barely works
[04:05] @Darc: he died that night of graphite / ink poising
[04:06] @Darc: so the aliens brought an exact replacement that remembers nothing
[04:07] @mc: they keep a room full of clones ready to go
[04:07] @mc: so when jay gets pissed they can bring out a new one
[04:07] @Darc: gotta have backups somewhere
[04:07] @mc: one time, they showed jay the room of clones, and he stubbed his toe
[04:07] @mc: his boss was on "vacation" for two years
[04:08] @Darc: gotta draw the line -- show them who the... well.. who's in charge, anyway
[04:09] @mc: who wears the pants
[04:09] +Bender: pants are for pussies.. pussy
[04:09] @mc: you should demand everyone else in the office wears skirts from now on
[04:09] @bud: gotcha
[04:09] @Darc: i should.
[04:09] @mc: dresses would also be allowed

What time is it?

Syber — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:50:00 GMT

<rick> ahh
<rick> been at it since like 6am
<bud> what time is it now?
<mc> hammer time
<mc> ooooh oh ooooh oh oh oh
<Syber> haha.

Mexican Community Bus

Darc — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:40:00 GMT

[11:30] Nokio: come to florida and tell me that mexicans DON'T pack every grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, mom, dad, brother, sister, boy, girl, and all their cousins into a 20 year old dodge caravan and then go to walmart
[11:31] Nokio: i'm surprised they don't bust the windows out the back of the van for ventilation
[11:31] @mc: haha, well if they've got a van, why wouldn't they?
[11:31] Nokio: rofl
[11:31] Nokio: dude
[11:32] Nokio: i've literally counted 22 mexicans getting out of a van meant for 8
[11:32] @mc: yeah
[11:32] @mc: it's a van, you can fit anything in a van
[11:32] Nokio: old, young, every age and relation
[11:32] Nokio: well, no you can't
[11:32] @mc: sure you can
[11:32] Nokio: normal people would pack that many assholes into a bus
[11:32] Nokio: =P
[11:33] @mc: you arrange them by size
[11:33] @mc: the biggest people go in first
[11:33] Nokio: if you take the fucking seats out!
[11:33] @mc: the next step sits on the laps of the first step
[11:33] @mc: etc
[11:33] @mc: you can stack them 3 high
[11:33] @Darc: mc is recalling his lap trip to Taco Bell

Amber has it in her...do you?

Belial — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 03:16:00 GMT

[22:05] <Krstnsn> are you done being a dick?
[22:06] <@Goddess> i may have a little more in me
[22:06] <@mc> a little more dick in you?

wtf is a docking station

Syber — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT

<justin> wtf is a docking station
<mc> it's a station your laptop docks in
<mc> duh
<Syber> don't say "duh" the name is really confusing
<mc> you're right, i don't know what i was thinking
<mc> i assumed he had an iq above 70
<mc> ok justin, pretend your laptop is a space ship

Posted by: Syber

Southern States

ZoneServ — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT

Referring to the southern states:

<mc> yeah.. i'm pretty sure i'd fall down a well
<Syber> and you wouldn't have a CB radio with you to contact somebody to get you out
<mc> i know, so that's a problem
<mc> i don't even have a golden retriever
<justin> nah, state law requires u to own a CB
<justin> and atleast one dog
<mc> my call sign would be "mean bean machine"
<Syber> which you have to refer to as a "hound" at all times
<Syber> despite it being anything other than a hound

Posted by: hacked

"... if she tells me it has to stay in longer... "

Syber — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT

<mc> i swear to god if she tells me it has to stay in longer, i'll pull it out myself and slap her in the face with it

Posted by: Syber

mc and the '69 mach 1

Belial — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:00:00 GMT

<mc> i almost picked up a 69 mach 1 last month
<mc> the wife said no
<mc> i think she said no because i was going to sell her ring to buy it

Posted by: Belial

Russ' Arsenal

Syber — Mon, 09 Dec 2002 08:00:00 GMT

<Syber> he has to settle for the Royal Ranger Riot Control Shield
<Belial> lol
<Syber> that's the extent of russ' weapons
<mc> could be worse
<mc> i've seen people fight with plastic sporks
<Raelz> and a rolled up boy's life magazine

Posted by: Syber