The story of Paul.
Humans have been around for some time now, but it took quite a while for the species to hit perfection. Yes folks. Those who know me, know this has occurred in your lifetime. Some time ago, a special baby was born. He was smooth and pimperish. He was awesome and super cool.
In fact, it all started on an awesome day. It was super nice out side, and everyone was wondering what they had done to deserve such perfection; in the weather of course.
In the interest of time, I'll spare all the incredibly awesome details of his life. Clearly we can only be talking about one person. I think you know who I mean. Of course, I mean James Bond. What? What were you thinking? Were you thinking I meant me? (Yes Jay, I know you were thinking Jesus) No. However while you were reading this, I was parking your girl. Now that's awesome.